In the bustling metropolis of Ballotburg, where campaign signs sprouted like weeds and yard signs declared eternal fealty to candidates named after household appliances, the Election Commission unveiled their magnum opus: the Quantum Vote-O-Matic 3000. It was billed as the future of democracy—a digital voting system so advanced it could tally votes in real-time, detect fraud with AI precision, and even brew coffee if you asked nicely. Or so the press release claimed.
Commissioner Eliza Fudge, a woman whose hairdo resembled a ballot box exploded mid-count, stood at the podium during the launch event. "Ladies and gentlemen, transparency is our middle name! Well, actually, it's Gertrude, but you get the point. With the QVOM-3000, every vote will be as clear as mud—er, crystal! No more hanging chads or butterfly ballots. This baby runs on blockchain, quantum entanglement, and a dash...
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